going through TSA with no ID

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 07/14/2019 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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Is the creepiest thing ever...especially when all the answers to their super personal questions are confirmed within seconds.

So lesson learned, glue your ID to your leg.

Tapas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 12:34

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Did they search your prison wallet?

Nick Has an Exocet > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 12:35

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Which of these addresses have you lived at in the last 5 years?

facw > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 12:36

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I’m curious as to whether you’ll still be able to use the same process once R eal IDs are required, haven’t been able to find a good answer.

I assume the questions are those sort of credit verification questions where they ask about old addresses, old cars, etc.?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Nick Has an Exocet 07/14/2019 at 12:39

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All of them

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Tapas 07/14/2019 at 12:39

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Shhhhhh

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > facw 07/14/2019 at 12:39

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Address, DOB, who i live with, where those people are, SSN, cell #, a church/school by me and the religion/grade of the church/school

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 13:14

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But one is spelled slightly incorrect. Boom you're a terrorist. 

WilliamsSW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 14:24

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When did you last have sex? With whom?

When did you last go to th e bathroom? #1 or #2?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/14/2019 at 15:06

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The hell?  Are you allowed to use Google maps for the first two? Because I’ve lived in the same place for years and I couldn’t tell you a church or school near me.

Just Jeepin' > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/14/2019 at 16:09

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I assume they’d be flexible with “near”. But I’d struggle too.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/14/2019 at 19:24

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Thankfully i live by my elementary school lol

Honeybunchesofgoats > Just Jeepin' 07/14/2019 at 20:02

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“Yeah, there’s a church of... Jesus? They’re ... Baptist?”

functionoverfashion > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2019 at 10:26

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Ugh, I had to do this a few years ago. This was when you had to have your boarding pass and license together, and show them to everyone on your way through to the plane. So I had these two things in my pocket separate from my wallet. When I attempted to get comfortable in my seat, my license must have slipped out of my pocket because it was just loose in there. This should have been fine, as I was on my way home. But we had to change planes in an airport that was under construction and in transit to the new terminal we had to go BACK THROUGH SECURITY for a layover. WTF.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/15/2019 at 10:34

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I had a work issued photo ID that said “emergency response ”. They didn’t even give me a pat down. I was disappoint .